Sunrise on the moor

March 27, 2015

I took some photos of the sunrise on Maidenhead Moor/Cookham Moor (depending on which direction you are heading) while walking to work a few weeks back. They came out nicely with a lovely dark silhouette against the trees and houses.

Full set is here on Flickr.

Sunrise on Maidenhead Moor

Sunrise on Maidenhead Moor

Actual T-shirts!

March 25, 2015

The absolutely wonderful people at More T Vicar have very kindly agreed to stock a bunch of my designs as t-shirts. They are beautiful digitally printed, available in a technicolour yawn of colours in a various selection of sizes and styles.

There’s only a handful up there at the moment but I’ll be going through my archive and adapting some old designs as well as creating some new ones over the next few weeks.

Here’s what’s up there right now, each design is available in Ladies and Mens styles in a range of sizes from Small to XXL, each one comes in a different set of colours to match the design.

Lower Your Expectations
The cat of lowering expectations

Mens-Navy
FUCK EVERYTHING with the exasperated owl

Ladies-KellyGreen
A less exasperated owl, for those who like owls but not swearing

Mens-Sand
A slightly disconcerting steampunk robot living it up in the roaring twenties

Mens-Black
Political Correctness – also known as – consideration for others

Mens-Navy
I tell it like it is – I have no social filter and lack compassion

Feedback so far has been really positive, it’s given me a real self-esteem lift to know that people not only like something I’ve created but like it enough to buy one. More to come soon.

Rummage Around

March 11, 2015

I made this nearly a year ago then did nothing with it due to reasons. I finished it off a couple of weeks back and then decided I didn’t want anyone to see it, I’ve been prompted by friends to actually show people stuff I make.

It’s a video I made using some words Mark Rathmell wrote on my facebook page (he has a book out, it’s very good). I was learning basic video editing and motion graphics because I wanted to make a series of videos (indirectly inspired by Max Rael and his Slightly Disgusting Man series).

Return to Checkendon and the Nuba Survival

March 5, 2015

I went back to Checkendon on a grey, drizzly day. Not what I’d hoped given how long I’d been meaning to find time to return. It’s not that far from where I live, but it’s just far enough to be a little too far to drop in just to trek across a field to see if a sculpture is still there.

Last year ended badly. Work had been going downhill at an increasing velocity and was starting to veer out of control. A combination of unfortunate circumstances and direct unpleasantness left me rinsed out and with self-worth in negative figures. January looked bleak, January always looks bleak, I needed to do something positive before complete disintegration.

The Nuba Embrace - Checkendon

One of my more insidious mental wrongs is the feeling that I need to be given permission to enjoy myself. I’ll think of something nice to do and rather than do it I put it off until work is good and bills are paid and the garden is tidy and the car is serviced and a thousand other things which have no connection or bearing on the situation. I want a grown up to tell me I’m allowed to go out and play, but I’m the grown up now and I don’t feel qualified. As an antidote to the horrors I planned to make a list of the local, and less local places I’d been wanting to take an hour or so out to go and photograph, book half a day off every couple of weeks to go and spend some time alone with a camera.

The Nuba Embrace - Checkendon

I didn’t quite have the mental momentum to actually book any time off, but as a middle ground whenever I travel to a meeting, I check my list and see if any of the locations are in the region. As it happened a few days later I had a meeting in Reading, which isn’t actually that close to Checkendon but it was in roughly the right direction so I took the opportunity to drive out there afterwards. I had no luck, driving around lost for a while I gave up and went home. Fortunately, my previous set of photos had been Geotagged so I dug one out and programmed the details into the sat-nav for the next opportunity.

The Nuba Embrace - Checkendon

The next opportunity came a couple of weeks later when visiting a friend in Oxfordshire, Checkendon was just a short detour from my route home, I set out from Wallingford in bright sunshine, which quickly gave way to clouds, then rain, then hail. I considered quitting and going home, but I give in too easily so I persevered. As I turned onto the B-Road into Checkendon I immediately recognised the high verge on the right and spotted the sculpture staring sadly across the field to my left. Being constantly afraid of being told off for parking where I shouldn’t I drove about half a mile down the road to find somewhere safe to leave the car.

The Nuba Embrace - Checkendon

The land the sculpture sits on is, I believe, private land. It’s clearly used quite heavily by the local youth for somewhere to loiter as there’s beer cans and litter scattered all around the base of the sculpture and piled up in front of the barn which seems to be deflating in slow motion, most of the roof now sitting on the ground. My anxieties vacillated between being told to “get off my land” and being mugged by drunk teenagers. My intention had been to take my time and try and get some really good shots but constant drizzle and restlessness sent me away sooner than I would have liked. Still getting to grips with the 7D, out of practice and with an unforgiving sky most of the shots are flat and lifeless, but a few of the close-ups give a good feeling for the stark solitude of it all. I will return.

I trekked back to the car feeling more positive, spotting some of the first snowdrops of winter making a cautious foray through the tangled hedges of Checkendon.

Snowdrops and solitude.

The Nuba Embrace - Checkendon


The sculpture in question is The Nuba Survival, which has thrown me slightly as I always believed it was called the Nuba Embrace. It was created by the English sculptor John Buckley. It’s in a field in Checkendon beside a collapsing barn. It’s emotive and thoughtful aided greatly by it’s odd location.

You can read a bit more about John Buckley on wikipedia  and visit his website here – http://www.johnbuckleysculptor.co.uk/

Here’s the photos and notes from the last time I visited.

Here’s the full set of photos on flickr.

If you know of any other artworks in unexpected locations (preferable in the South East, UK) please let me know and I’ll try and visit them.

Murderous Cat Watercolour

I’ve been (slowly) learning watercolour painting, so I painted a murderous cat for my friend Caitlin’s birthday. It didn’t work out entirely as planned but it’s at least recognisable. The monocle and hair let it down.

Card

Donka Danka

February 20, 2015

One of my favourite activities with Alexander is talking nonsense language at each other, he’s always found it hilarious when I come out with a stream of utter bibble and he’s getting pretty adept at it himself. He regularly wanders the house singing songs of his own devising.

I’ve been learning motion graphics – through Lynda.com, mostly the really good course by Crish so I put together an animation using some of Alexander’s most used gibberish in a kinetic typography style.

Who Dat Badger

February 3, 2015

Home counties version of Rastamouse, drawn for Emily’s birthday. This is mostly a collection of stupid in-jokes in the form of a birthday card but I quite liked the outcome.

Who Dat Badger Birthday Card

Monsters in the cupboard

January 27, 2015

Paul has badgered* I set up a blogger blog to track my miniature painting and scenery building. So I have…
Monsters in the cupboard

* gently suggested

Birthday Video – Office Cam

January 26, 2015

More arsing about with a go-pro and Adobe After Effects. I made a slightly creepy (with terrible spelling) birthday video for my friend Leigh:

also I made this because I can:

Can you blu tack a gopro to the ceiling

January 16, 2015

Yes, yes you can!

DCIM101GOPRO

DCIM101GOPRO

You can also stick one in the fridge

I am officially an awesome hardcore extreme gopro user.

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I am Bob. This is my blog. It is an outlet and a substitute for real life. I have anxiety issues and I like silence.