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Category Archive: Illustration

Church Windows

August 5, 2017

So I’ve spent a couple of evenings drawing up church window shapes as vectors for an idea which looked far better in my head than it did on screen (this is not it). It’s been interesting as have not used Illustrator very much for a while and was fascinating to do a little bit of research into architecture and style. I’d like to study it further if time ever allows.

I now have a bunch of church window vectors. Any suggestions?


Church Windows

Europe Referendum – Social Media Banners

June 18, 2016


I am very tired but that is irrelevant. I knocked up a couple of images to use on Facebook in my support of the #remain campaign and they appear to have become moderately popular. If you want to use them for your social media profile feel free. A link back would be appreciated but by no means expected just supporting the campaign is enough.

Here they are, click to view full version:

Square Image (good for Facebook/Twitter/Google Plus profile pic)


Banner pic (correct size for Facebook cover photo)


Happy to know up new ones at whatever size, just leave a comment below or on the Facebook page.

Did I mention the Facebook page? Here it is: https://www.facebook.com/AnxiousSilence/

AWESOMEFOOD Suggestions – The Avocado

May 30, 2016

I love avocados. I do not like the woo and bullshit increasingly associated with them by charlatans who will remain nameless.


SCIENCE: Graphing my energy levels against client emergencies

May 3, 2016

I really suck at managing my blood sugar levels at certain times of day, my clients really suck at having emergencies at certain times of day. I have made this scientific graph to illustrate this problem.


Awkward Penguin

December 29, 2015

Back to fighting mental issues through the medium of drawing cute animals. I actually wrote about two thousand words on this but then couldn’t face proof reading it so drew a penguin instead. Annoyingly I have since become aware of the Socially Awkward Penguin meme, this is an unfortunate coincidence.


You say ‘Good listener’ I say ‘Too awkward to interrupt’

Facebook Doesn’t Care

December 28, 2015

Facebook are not trying to remove this picture, They don't care

Facebook are not trying to remove this picture.

They don’t care.

96.942% don’t care.

Are you brave enough not to care?

What is caring?

Please do not share this if you care.

Because really, they don’t give a crap about your picture of a flag, or a church or a soldier or a gun, you are just propagating lies in order to boost the engagement of some Facebook page which will be sold off once it’s stats hit a certain level. All you are doing is giving facebook more information about your likes and dislikes to sell to advertisers (oh, and annoying your friends).

Hey you, wanna buy a big gun and some anti-foreigner spray? Facebook tells me that’s what you’re into!

Jolly Good Social Media Logo

November 1, 2015

A logo created for a social media company. I don’t usually do branding/logos but they explicitly asked for one of my narky animals. I went with a hipster squirrel.

Jolly Good Social Media

Here are some additional variations:

Visit Jolly Good Social Media on Facebook.

How did I get here?

August 27, 2015

A chimp attempting to give a business presentation. This is a self portrait (or possibly an autobiographical illustration). Life is weird, confusing and pretty much chaos all the time.

How did I get here?

Recent Illustrations

April 16, 2015

I’ve been working on some illustrations for Benunu’s blog articles. Images link through to the blog articles…







Who Dat Badger

February 3, 2015

Home counties version of Rastamouse, drawn for Emily’s birthday. This is mostly a collection of stupid in-jokes in the form of a birthday card but I quite liked the outcome.

Who Dat Badger Birthday Card

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