Category Archive: Merchandise

Forest Shrine T-Shirt and Mug

November 30, 2017

A kind person asked if I would put my Forest Shrine image on a t-shirt. So I’ve done so, I’ve also popped it on a mug. It’s the first image in a new style which I’m hoping to do a series of, combining the shape of church windows with my more normal silhouettes of natural forms.
It’s available as a nice earthenware mug.
or
A cotton t-shirt in a range of sizes and colours.

Forest Shrine Advert

Forest Shrine T-Shirt

Forest Shrine Mug

Here’s the original artwork:

Forest Shrine Artwork

Now that Winter is upon us I’ll be out with the camera collecting more images of crooked branches and nature in stasis.

Keep warm!

x

Organic Contrast Postcard Set

May 31, 2017

I have some new merchandise. I’ve put a selection of Organic Contrast images onto postcards which you can buy and send to people, pin to the wall, eat (please don’t eat them), or do whatever else seems appropriate.

Organic Contrast Postcard Set

For your money you get 5 postcards chosen at random (see the full set here) or you can choose which ones you want. here is some spiel which shows how terrible I am at writing about my art:

Organic Contrast came about from experiments with minimalist photographs of silhouettes (mostly trees) mixed with geometry and symmetry. They are mostly monochrome although some have a small amount of colour.

The images explore the beauty that can be found in the simplest of organic shapes contrasted against rigid geometric constraints.

The postcards are A6, matt printed card with a space on the reverse to write a lovely message, draw a picture of your own or scribble down random thoughts about the apocalypse.

Organic Contrast postcard set – £5

Bookmarks!

February 1, 2017

BOOKMARKS. I have bookmarks.

Bookmarks

 

So I was getting some merch made up, mostly postcards and stickers to give away and I wanted to do something else as well. It was going to be badges but NO, BADGES CAN SHUT UP (for now), also there may be a bit of self interest as I am reading far too many books at the same time and keep having to use old envelopes and receipts as bookmarks, which frankly doesn’t work properly.

THESE are properly engineered, stress tested, measured to within 0.002 of a millimeter* and they smell nice**

I have failed to include a photo of a book for scale because I am terribly unprofessional (and it’s late), but I assure you, they are a great size for books, as they are actually bookmarks.

Picture of a flamingo shouting at a penguin on one side and a silhouette composition of starlings taking off on the other. I’m REALLY happy with how the starlings came out, it’s the first time I’ve seen one of my silhouette designs printed and it came out far better than expected.

Anyway, I’ll be giving them away with any orders from the Etsy store and as gifts with other things I will be working on shortly.

I am considering selling them as well. What do you think? Do people actually buy bookmarks? Would they have to be in packs of 5 or similar? Should I do more designs to do a nice pick and mix set?

* these are lies
** this is not a lie but it is subjective

New t-shirt design – Knobs!

June 27, 2016

I have a new T-shirt design up at MoreTVicar. Retro knobs on your chest.

Knobs-Facebook

Your Carriage Awaits – Prints on Society6

April 23, 2016

I remembered I have a Society6 store – https://society6.com/anxioussilence so I’ve remembered to upload a design for print. I’ll add some more next weekend.

I’ve been primarily focusing on photography recently for a few reasons. Firstly, health. I really need to get a lot of exercise at the moment. I’m managing diabetes primarily through diet and exercise (with a little bit of drugs) and finding time and motivation to get any exercise after all the other responsibilities of being a theoretical adult can be a challenge. Photography is a good motivator to get out and walk someplace. Secondly, I’ve spent a lot of time over the years flitting from one interest to another, never giving enough time to anything to get any good at it, sticking to one medium for a while has been a great experience (and will be ongoing). Finally, it’s the only creative outlet I don’t need a run up to. For illustration, music and video I need a bit of warm up time which I just don’t have right now, for photography I can just pick up the camera and go.

Oddly, I never intended to get into photography as a medium in it’s own right. I picked it up again as an adult (having loved it as a child) primarily to collect source materials for illustration and digital collage, this has over time become secondary.

Anyway, I’ve added ‘Your Carriage Awaits‘ as the first item. I need to resurrect my Etsy store shortly as well. You can get a print or the image on a mug, a travel mug or a clock (because I am an awful merchandise whore).

Your-Carriage-Awaits-Blog

Look at my BIG MOON FACE T-Shirt

August 11, 2015

I have a new t-shirt up at MoreTVicar. Look at my BIG MOON FACE

It’s for worshipers of our glowing night time overlord.

Look at my BIG MOON FACE on MoreTVicar

Actual T-shirts!

March 25, 2015

The absolutely wonderful people at More T Vicar have very kindly agreed to stock a bunch of my designs as t-shirts. They are beautiful digitally printed, available in a technicolour yawn of colours in a various selection of sizes and styles.

There’s only a handful up there at the moment but I’ll be going through my archive and adapting some old designs as well as creating some new ones over the next few weeks.

Here’s what’s up there right now, each design is available in Ladies and Mens styles in a range of sizes from Small to XXL, each one comes in a different set of colours to match the design.

Lower Your Expectations
The cat of lowering expectations

Mens-Navy
FUCK EVERYTHING with the exasperated owl

Ladies-KellyGreen
A less exasperated owl, for those who like owls but not swearing

Mens-Sand
A slightly disconcerting steampunk robot living it up in the roaring twenties

Mens-Black
Political Correctness – also known as – consideration for others

Mens-Navy
I tell it like it is – I have no social filter and lack compassion

Feedback so far has been really positive, it’s given me a real self-esteem lift to know that people not only like something I’ve created but like it enough to buy one. More to come soon.

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Organic Contrast Nature Art Postcards

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