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Merchandise Designs

A selection of my designs for t-shirts, mugs and other merchandise. I've included links to where they can be purchased online (where available).

If you want a design personalised or printed on something it's not currently available on please just get in touch and I'll see what I can arrange - bob@shinytastic.com

Majority of my stuff is sold via More T Vicar, Society6 and Etsy

Political Correctness – Unrelated to Health and Safety

Political Correctness – Unrelated to Health and Safety

*+-Political Correctness – Unrelated to Health and Safety, regardless of what the Daily Mail tells you. Political Correctness is often confused with Health and Safety because, well, they’ve gone some of the same letters?

Lower Your Expectations

Lower Your Expectations

*+-The cat of lower expectations. Cats don’t deal with Darren’s bullshit deadlines and they are not going to put up with Claudia’s passive aggressive memos. When you can’t keep on top of things, don’t get stressed, just tell them all to get off your back and lower their expectations.

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I am Bob. This is my blog. It is an outlet and a substitute for real life. It contains my art, photography, illustration and thoughts on mental health (I deal with anxiety on a pretty much constant basis).

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Currently Reading

A Bookkeepers Guide to Practical Sorcery

Why? *+-Because it's brilliant.

The Daily Stoic

Why? *+-It was one of the best gifts in a while. I read it every morning.

Light: Science and Magic

Why? *+-I'm learning to be a better photographer.

How to write a novel using the snowflake method

Why? *+-I'm learning to write and reading any book on the subject that looks interesting.

Symmetry: The Ordering Principle

Why? *+-Inspiration and research.

Dungeon Master’s Guide

Why? *+-Because I'm a massive geek in the middle of a nostalgia episode

I Tell It Like It Is - T-shirts for your inner straight talking idiot


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